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#1 Posted : Tuesday, August 07, 2018 6:52:44 AM(UTC)

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I come to you as an official representative of the First Church of Thomas Hayden Church.

We meet often and frequently not only to marvel at the magnanimous theatrical power of this acting icon, but also to reflect on his values.


At least a yearly watching of Sideways

At least a yearly watching of Wings to absorb the awesome teachings

Some say, why do we need another religion in this world?

Hey man, religion starts wars!

This isn't a religion its a Way of Life. And no wars have been fought over our values.

The Notable Values

- Run quickly

- Have fun in life

- Perform charity work

Charity Work

Charity work? Sounds boring you say. But it doesn't have to be!

I'm not asking for money or property, or even 6 easy payments of 19.95.

Thomas Hayden Church provides an example of charity work in sideways, wherein he has intercourse with an unattractive woman.

He proves that even actions considered boring like "charity work" can be fun. Everyone deserves love.

Run quickly

From time to time it is necessary to escape. Again I reference Sideways after THC has performed charity work, he has to escape

from a husband who does not appreciate his loving values.

Have fun in life

Lots of drinking with friends. This part is easy. Most people observe this tenant of ours without even being a church member.

Notes to new converts:

Try not to say "Remember that one episode of Wings" because we don't ; we remember them all.

Remember to watch Sideways & Wings.

Remember the Notable Values.

Perform charity work.

And have fun!

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#2 Posted : Tuesday, December 18, 2018 11:04:56 PM(UTC)

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Amen Brother!

I have seen the light!! ---- Jake & Elwood Blues...

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